Villa Cojimar Hotel, Cayo Guillermo Cuba. 5 stars

“Bad ”
This hotel or if thats what you call it is bad.Im not fussy (council house kid)Firstly go to an other hotel if you must go to cayo coco,The place is boring 10 hour flight when i could have gone to greece and enjoyed it more.Food is sub standard and repeditive,Sea and location is nice but stalag luft cojimar is not.It acually feels like your in a prison camp with nowhere to escape,Dirty pool rude staff that are only interested in tips.We upgraded to beach villa to escape the dirt and grime of the huts,We encountered bed bugs crawling on us which is discusting.All in all if you want the sun go to golden beach THASSOS GREECE amazing.I have tried to be honest if you dont believe me try it at your peril.

“Would not recommed this resort to anyone... ”
I want to start by saying I have been to another 3 star resort in the Cayo Coco area, Iberostar Mojito, in March 2012 and had the time of my life, so I at least have something to compare this resort to. Also, I am by no means a picky stuck up person nor am I a complainer. I am a 26 year old girl going with friends to have a good time. First off, this resort is FULL of locals, and they are not friendly. I?m pretty sure we were the only tourists in the resort. The staff seemed to only care about the locals (which is pretty stupid considering they don?t tip, and they seem oh so desperate for money). Every time we went to the pool bar to get a drink they wouldn?t even look at us until all the Cubans were served first. I have been to 4 all inclusive resorts and all of them had a 24 hour snack bar, this place does not. They seem to serve cheese and ham (and only cheese and ham) sandwiches when ever they feel like it. So you pretty much have to starve until they?d like to feed you. There is a line up every time they opened the buffet, and you almost get trampled over by the locals just to get in the doors. The food was pretty much the same as the other resort I went to, Cuban food just sucks so I expected that (bring pepto). They did not clean the pool once. There was sand and garbage in it, it was just gross. The rooms are okay, typical of a 3 star and since it?s the oldest resort in the area, its not a surprise. We had an attached bungalow, the concrete ones and it had one of the best views of the ocean, I?ve never had anything like it. The room was tidy, but not clean. I don?t think they changed our bed sheets once, or even after the previous guests. We also found a cockroach in our room, and I know people have said that on previous reviews and didn?t think it was true, but I?m telling you it is. The maid was friendly. There?s no water in the room, you have to buy it at the resort store for 2 CUC. And the grounds had no up keeping, all overgrown grass and weeds. The one and only compliment about this resort is the beach, absolutely gorgeous! Overall this resort is for the locals to go on vacation. They should not have it opened to tourists. I have never felt so out of place and unwelcome in my entire life. The only good part of this trip was having a good time with my friends, and that is the honest truth.